Cost Of Living Crisis

[cyril evans awaydays]

Incidentally, Cyril, that neighbour will not be interested in stealing your statue of Baal or your apron.

Given how far my neighbours live from me they will probably need a long run up

[Organ Morgan.]

Given how far my neighbours live from me they will probably need a long run up

I had heard a whisper you suffer from body odour, but had no idea the pong was so intense the neighbours decamped.

[cyril evans awaydays]

I had heard a whisper you suffer from body odour, but had no idea the pong was so intense the neighbours decamped.

If you ever venture above ground for any prolonged period again you will be amazed how quickly the odour dissipates