What about turning the firm into a ltd. company, list the family as assets and sell them to some far east investor.
it works with football clubs. So those of us who aren't in favour can't complain about funding them but those who do like them still have them milling about the place, interfering and assaulting from time to time.
I'm sure they'd be more appealing than Newcastle united and a 'shady history' of an investor won't matter so much with these.
Still get to keep the bank holidays then too.
i suppose 'worst case' they do a wimbledon and ship them off but its a risk im willing to take