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Thread: mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...

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    mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...


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    Re: mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...

    of course the most interesting thing about this is the Times has decided not to put this story behind their paywall

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    Re: mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...

    With the PayPal in place I'm left to speculate, so I'll hazard a guess that her toothbrush was used to clean the toilet.

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    Re: mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    With the PayPal in place I'm left to speculate, so I'll hazard a guess that her toothbrush was used to clean the toilet.
    https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/s...OE64SG8pw&s=19

    if I open the link through the Twitter app it seems to bypass the paywall

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    Re: mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...

    My source informs me the item in question is very personal to Boris Johnson. In more polite circles it is called a gentleman's colon stimulator, rough types refer to them as a butt plug. Johnson's is said to be gherkin-shaped and quite enormous.

    He was first introduced to one while a student at Eton College by Quentin, the captain of their LGBTQ netball team.

    The poor housekeeper mistook it for a plunger of some description used to unblock drains.

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    Re: mishandling a personal item in the bathroom...

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Johnson's is said to be gherkin-shaped and quite enormous.
    Okra for the extra frisson

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