God is there no escape

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Elton fecking John

Poncey dancers in Union jack y fronts

It's like that Saturday night special bollocks from Blackpool Pier in the seventies

What's it going to be like when she snuffs it ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Diana Ross looks like Gene Simmons from Kiss

Christ

[ninian opinian]

Diana Ross looks like Gene Simmons from Kiss

Christ

Don’t you dare diss Diana Ross.

However, hello, is that the Police?

I'd like to report a serious crime.

Rod Stewart has just murdered Sweet Caroline at Buckingham Palace.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Elton fecking John

Poncey dancers in Union jack y fronts

It's like that Saturday night special bollocks from Blackpool Pier in the seventies

What's it going to be like when she snuffs it ?

No way to talk about Reg!

[+ the native hipster]

Elton fecking John

Poncey dancers in Union jack y fronts

It's like that Saturday night special bollocks from Blackpool Pier in the seventies

What's it going to be like when she snuffs it ?

the off button?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

No way to talk about Reg!

How long has he got left ?

I mean Benny and The Jets is a classic but he's got to be on tablets for his water by now ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

the off button?

Everything's being switched off when she snuffs it ?

Christ

[+ the native hipster]

Everything's being switched off when she snuffs it ?

Christ

i found things to watch

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

i found things to watch

Aye I know what's on channel 5 late at night and I am not interested in that smutty nonsense

[cyril evans awaydays]

How long has he got left ?

I mean Benny and The Jets is a classic but he's got to be on tablets for his water by now ?

Looked after himself has Elton. Others of his generation piled on the carbs but he stuck to the salads. He's a rocket man...nqat!

[+ the native hipster]

Aye I know what's on channel 5 late at night and I am not interested in that smutty nonsense

squirrel videos on you tube

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Elton fecking John

Poncey dancers in Union jack y fronts

It's like that Saturday night special bollocks from Blackpool Pier in the seventies

What's it going to be like when she snuffs it ?

How the feck are you watching it, then? There is escape!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

How the feck are you watching it, then? There is escape!

It's like having you next door hammering away on your hammond organ

[Eric the Half a Bee]

It's like having you next door hammering away on your hammond organ

Overrated instruments.

[Alan Lung]

There is the change channel button instead of moaning on here ffs.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

There is the change channel button instead of moaning on here ffs.

We haven't got a button to change the Sludge channel though :-(

[Dorcus]

We haven't got a button to change the Sludge channel though :-(

Your Magesty, Mummy! Yuk, it's embarrassing.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

There is the change channel button instead of moaning on here ffs.

Shut it you soppy nerk

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Your Magesty, Mummy! Yuk, it's embarrassing.

Bunch of ponces

I have been blasting out Sabbath

[RichardM]

I'm glad not to have watched any of it

[Alan Lung]

Bunch of ponces

I have been blasting out Sabbath

You likr Black Sabbath do you? Gosh, you should have mentioned it before.

[Alfresco]

Diana Ross is American great performer but surely we can find a UK citizen to perform the final performance. Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey?

[dembethewarrior]

We haven't got a button to change the Sludge channel though :-(

It's called the alternative forum where his rubbish usually goes.

[Sloop_Jon_Bee]

[Sloop_Jon_Bee]

Looked after himself has Elton. Others of his generation piled on the carbs but he stuck to the salads. He's a rocket man...nqat!