And they we have it, this guy hates Boris because he lied. He knows hundreds of people, and he has asked every single one of them if they broke covid rules, and every single one of them has told him, No Doucas I haven't ever broken a covid rule. Remakable in an hour after speaking to him he's contacted every single one, absolutely increadable, and of course they've all told the truth!
I bet none have ever gone over the speed limit too, why would they feel the need to, 20 miles an hour is fast enough for anyone!
On top of that, he and every single one of them has never told a lie, not even a tiny little white one, thats so amazing he's such a lucky guy, in alll these years he's never noticed a single one of them tell him a fib, wow!
I think you and Boris might have more in common than you think, he likes to double and triple down on stuff too
ps Father Doucas Caldy is fantastic and you'd love it there the blokes in the little brown dresses are just your type, you could sit and pray their for hours