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    Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

    Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


    The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

    Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

    British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
    Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
    Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
    Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

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    I suppose a good sh*t is right out of the question.

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    It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
    Totally unenforceable
    More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
    Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
    Three at lunchtime
    Three for dinner
    Then you’ve got to pay 🙁

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    ill stick to pissing in secluded areas, such as alley ways and by ways .

    I remember in the good old days of City away travel pissing through a hatchway at the back of the bus , you'd lifted it up and could see the road and away you went , sadly you did result in a bit of splash/blow back from the wind onto ones Ox Blood DM's boots and Turned up Jeans ,very difficult to stay still and hover over the gap .

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    Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnysideup View Post
    It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
    Totally unenforceable
    More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
    Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
    Three at lunchtime
    Three for dinner
    Then you’ve got to pay ��
    True all inclusive it's six for breakfast, what are you going to do the rest of the day?

    Pee in the Sea, hottub and pool I suppose?

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    What about the Germans, they piss for ages ?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue View Post
    Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


    The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

    Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

    British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
    Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
    Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
    Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on
    It's Vigo, one City in the North of Spain, not a place littered with pissed up Brits. The rules would also apply to anyone else from any other corner of the globe as well. Daily Mail Bullshit.

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    Thank god it's just a fine. I thought this was going to be about a spread of those little worm things that lock on to the heat and wriggle their way up your todger. Horrible little things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue View Post
    Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


    The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

    Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

    British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
    Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
    Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
    Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on
    Just Brits???😂😂😂

    Write a letter to Farage or something.

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    The life guard at one resort shouted at me for peeing in the pool....he scared me so much I nearly fell in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    Daily Mail Bullshit.
    Surely not?

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    Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    It's Vigo, one City in the North of Spain, not a place littered with pissed up Brits. The rules would also apply to anyone else from any other corner of the globe as well. Daily Mail Bullshit.
    Woah Lefties calm down it's a fun story about peeing in the sea, and it's Daily Mirror Bullshit actually published four days before.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...-fine-27252566

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    Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.
    What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”
    A second peer was peering at the peer peeing off the pier.

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    Evidence of the offence will almost be impossible to capture or capture.

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    Oops. I meant capture or produce. (Funnily enough, I'm at the opticians!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Oops. I meant capture or produce. (Funnily enough, I'm at the opticians!).
    How is your eyesight old bean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”
    I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

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    Latest on this one , Its only Brit's piss destroying the sea beds of the Med , due to the mass consumption of Carling ,Fosters and Picked Onion Flavour Monster Munch .........

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