Last Days of Rome

[cyril evans awaydays]

According to other outlets, Mr Whippy was accused of groping someone on the night out.

Lads, bants, lads, bants....

The Deputy Chief Whip resigns after "drunkenly groping two men".

Four words ffs. This is the Deputy Chief Whip of the Parliamentary Party. Those chosen for their puritanism as being above reproach so they can keep the rest of the rabble in order. What do the whips have on the rest of this shithole of a party that this guy keeps order?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

He seemingly has form, of course...