Deep down I've always wanted my own conspiracy theory and at last my time has come.

This one ticks all the boxes.

Was it:

Hypersonic Vlad firing stuff quicker than NASA can track;

Trump's Space Force working with Elon Musk;

A peak in the Alps opening up and a manic Schwab stroking a white cat ordering the launch;

Alien forces doing target practice;

None or all the above?


Apologies for the breathlessness but I couldn't wait the four or five years for someone to post a Bitchute video.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...ighly-unusual/