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Thread: Your Middle Name(s)

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    Your Middle Name(s)

    Mine's David. Which is okay, pretty solid. My old man was landed with five middle names, so was his brother. The idea was when old enough they could choose which they wanted to be known by if they didn't like the Christian name their parents chose.

    Some hereabout have that as their first name. One is The Lone Gunman. As a typical boyo, addressing him with "alright bach" is sure elicit a response of "tidy butt."

    A poster at this forum, a resident of Cowbridge, who I will provide no clues to his identity, has always been extremely touchy about the ludicrous middle name he was saddled with, and he wouldn't thank me for revealing it at this forum as doing so may invite ridicule.

    Those such as Rainhard, Sheridan and Rupert are bad enough. They have little hope of devoloping into anything other than a total wanker. But nevertheless those are not nearly as absurd as what his is because it immediately evokes that of some dandy mincing their way through the Royal Court during an episode of Blackadder the Third set 200 years ago.

    Anyhow, Mr Mystery's is Darcy. Yes, fecking Darcy!

    I rarely miss an oportunity to address him as "Darcy, you kent" as I enjoy watching him grimace.

    Can you imagine attempting to join the Labour Party with such a moniker?! Of course not, they'd be told to hop it sharpish.

    Nevertheless, it's a poor excuse for him becoming a raving Tory.

    What a rotter our unnamed member is!

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Mine was Klaus Bilderberg Pfizer Evans but I changed it to Cyril

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    I can't stand my middle name that begins with the letter 'A' and have considered changing it to 'Abraxas'.
    My paternal grandfather's middle name was 'Loverock'. Sound like a DJ who works the night shift.

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I can't stand my middle name that begins with the letter 'A' and have considered changing it to 'Abraxas'.
    My paternal grandfather's middle name was 'Loverock'. Sound like a DJ who works the night shift.
    Sounds more like a soul singers name, maybe Loverock Redding Jnr

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I can't stand my middle name that begins with the letter 'A' and have considered changing it to 'Abraxas'.
    My paternal grandfather's middle name was 'Loverock'. Sound like a DJ who works the night shift.
    I'm so sorry, Uncle Albert

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    I'm so sorry, Uncle Albert
    It's not that one

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Caleb, Elijah

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Caleb, Elijah
    Do they begin with the letter 'A'?

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    Luther

    Honestly

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    I have two: "Fair" and "Balanced"

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesWales View Post
    I have two: "Fair" and "Balanced"

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    Not a lot of people know that my middle name is Alfred which i hated but i have been known as Alfie since my teens. Spare a thought for my mate who was born on valentines day. Yes,you guessed it,his middle name is Valentine. I also worked with a brickie and his mddle name was Marmaduke. Suddenly Alfred dont seem so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesWales View Post
    I have two: "Fair" and "Balanced"
    Good one, Un

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    I recently had to include my brother's full name in a document and the evidence that he sent me (for me to copy some of the other details required) showed that his middle name was spelled differently on his birth certificate than he has always spelled it on every document he had ever completed, including passports, driving licences and legal contracts (and he's now 70). Until I pointed it out to him, he didn't realise and had used the mis-spelled version of his middle name all his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I can't stand my middle name that begins with the letter 'A' and have considered changing it to 'Abraxas'.
    My lips are sealed.
    That latest Robin Trower CD is reportedly very good.....

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I recently had to include my brother's full name in a document and the evidence that he sent me (for me to copy some of the other details required) showed that his middle name was spelled differently on his birth certificate than he has always spelled it on every document he had ever completed, including passports, driving licences and legal contracts (and he's now 70). Until I pointed it out to him, he didn't realise and had used the mis-spelled version of his middle name all his life.
    Is his middle name Denis?

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    My lips are sealed.
    That latest Robin Trower CD is reportedly very good.....
    Really? I'll give it a whirl, old fruit. Keep scthum or you're dead

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesWales View Post
    I have two: "Fair" and "Balanced"

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Please can you also let me know;

    Your mothers maiden name
    Your first pet
    And the school you first went to

    Thanks for any answers in advance

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    It's not that one
    Aladdin ?

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Really? I'll give it a whirl, old fruit. Keep scthum or you're dead
    OK Artichoke

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I can't stand my middle name that begins with the letter 'A' and have considered changing it to 'Abraxas'.
    My paternal grandfather's middle name was 'Loverock'. Sound like a DJ who works the night shift.
    It’s Alfonso isn’t it.

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by WJ99mobile View Post
    Please can you also let me know;

    Your mothers maiden name
    Your first pet
    And the school you first went to

    Thanks for any answers in advance
    Morgan (my middle name), Tomasina, Peterlea.

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    Aladdin ?

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    Re: Your Middle Name(s)

    Quote Originally Posted by WJ99mobile View Post
    Please can you also let me know;

    Your mothers maiden name
    Your first pet
    And the school you first went to

    Thanks for any answers in advance
    And your favourite Cardiff City player and the year you first had sex. Maybe.

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