HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

[Mad as a fish]

I have had to be offline for a while because of being a bit poorly.
Because Ive been ill for a while I have grown a full beard and overlong hair, I decided, as I have to go into Hospital on Monday for a week or two I had better tidy myself up and went to a great Turkish Barber in Abergavenny.
Well, I decided to have a number two all over and beard the same length, he finished my hair and then adjusted the seat so I was almost laying down with the drape over me trapping my hands and arms barber was getting on great with the shave and I was relaxing when all of a sudden I felt a sneeze coming on which I thought I could suppress...............How wrong I was , all of a sudden I let out a huge sneeze but couldnt get my arms out because of tightly tucked drape and the barber started laughing because I had the biggest ferkin bubble I had ever seen, as I was extracting my arms to sort it out the ferking thing burst which left me with a 6" dangler and three barbers having hysterics.
That was all.

[Whisperer]

Hope everything goes well for you next week Maaf

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[Mad as a fish]

Hope everything goes well for you next week Maaf

Thats kind of you, thanks.

[life on mars]

Be well, and as mad as a fish

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Take care 🙂

[The Bloop]

Brilliant 👏

[blue matt]

good luck with your hospital visit

[jon1959]

[Mad as a fish]

Truth is Im terrified Matt

[Sunnysideup]

It could have been worse
You could have sneezed when he had the razor to your throat 🥴