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Thread: Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

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    Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

    A woman who wanted to swim with blue sharks ended up getting bitten by one !

    Slipped through the radar

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    Play with fire expect to get burned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Morris View Post
    Play with fire expect to get burned.
    If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

    If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

    If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle
    My aunty had bollocks when she was my uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    My aunty had bollocks when she was my uncle.
    Every village up your way has its characters

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    Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

    If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle
    How about just "don't go swimming with sharks"?

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    Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

    Looks like an anomaly

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    How about just "don't go swimming with sharks"?
    Which is the same as don't join the police if you don't like criminals

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    Quote Originally Posted by WJ99mobile View Post
    Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

    Looks like an anomaly
    Usually

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five View Post
    Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.
    Which is what happens in South Africa except the sharks are massive

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    What a tale she will be able to tell her grandchildren about the day she encountered jaws and the scar wot she got. FIN.

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    Re: Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five View Post
    Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.
    No to attract them, otherwise they wouldn't see any sharks.

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    Re: Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Which is the same as don't join the police if you don't like criminals
    They don't see many, too busy bothering football fans and racing to chip shops for lunch and making tick tocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue View Post
    No to attract them, otherwise they wouldn't see any sharks.
    Which is what I said.

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    Re: Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five View Post
    Which is what I said.
    its not to create a feeding frenzy with people in the water

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    Quote Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue View Post
    its not to create a feeding frenzy with people in the water
    It was, the tour was billed as "swim with sharks" or something

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    I'm sure she'll make a few (s)quid from the experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WJ99mobile View Post
    Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

    Looks like an anomaly
    I saw some sharks at a distance so i give them the dodge...but then i remembered that i was a jet. I couldn't let it go

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    Quote Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue View Post
    its not to create a feeding frenzy with people in the water
    Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five View Post
    Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?
    did you even watch Jaws?..the fecking shark ate the ship and stole most of the beer kegs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five View Post
    Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?
    I think there's probably a few stages in-between "attracting some sharks" and "feeding frenzy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    did you even watch Jaws?..the fecking shark ate the ship and stole most of the beer kegs
    Ultimately, a high-voltage cable, wasn't it?

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    Get in a boxing ring with heavyweight boxers, eventually you’ll get punched

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    Re: Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    I think there's probably a few stages in-between "attracting some sharks" and "feeding frenzy"
    Exactly drop some dead fish muck in the water, not loads of bleeding legs and arms from the local hospital amputation unit!

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