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[life on mars]

Coleen wins yey

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ente...-arts-62322323

Never liked that other bird ...

[Citizen's Nephew]

This case was pure comedy gold. There's so much that had me laughing but my personal favourite:

In another bizarre exchange, the barrister referred to Ms Watt's (Vardy's agent) claim that she had lost her phone after it had fallen off a boat into the North Sea.

He said it was now 'lying at the bottom of sea in Davy Jones' locker',' only for Rebekah to ask the court: 'Who is Davy Jones?'

Edit: Side question. Was Watt's on a f*cking trawler? I mean, we've all been in rough seas in the North Sea when our boat's been hit by a wave (shock) and thought 'bugg*er me, if only I'd kept this £900 iPhone safely in my pocket' Unless it was so bad she was calling the lifeguard.

[splott parker]

This case was pure comedy gold. There's so much that had me laughing but my personal favourite:

In another bizarre exchange, the barrister referred to Ms Watt's (Vardy's agent) claim that she had lost her phone after it had fallen off a boat into the North Sea.

He said it was now 'lying at the bottom of sea in Davy Jones' locker',' only for Rebekah to ask the court: 'Who is Davy Jones?'

Edit: Side question. Was Watt's on a f*cking trawler? I mean, we've all been in rough seas in the North Sea when our boat's been hit by a wave (shock) and thought 'bugg*er me, if only I'd kept this £900 iPhone safely in my pocket' Unless it was so bad she was calling the lifeguard.

Made a right Monkee out of her!

[Ninja]

Nasty bit of work that Vardy, got what she deserved.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Made a right Monkee out of her!

You forgot the

[North Cardiff Blue]

Coleen wins yey

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ente...-arts-62322323

Never liked that other bird ...

Spent £3Million to prove she was a nastly slapper selling stories about her suposed friend to the papers, now she is more hated and so embarrassed she wants to move to America.

[A Quiet Monkfish]

I remember 'Stanley, Stanley, where's your wife ? [ to which he shrugged his shoulders down here].

Just wondering what would go well with 'Vardy, Vardy ...........

[life on mars]

Nasty bit of work that Vardy, got what she deserved.

Liked her dad Reg though

[bobh]

Made a right Monkee out of her!

That will way over the heads of our younger readers.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Wtf is this doing as headlines on the evening news ?

Fecking trash

[J R Hartley]

Wtf is this doing as headlines on the evening news ?

Fecking trash

Diversion tactics from the absolute pasting Mick and Eddie have given the media again this week

[life on mars]

I remember 'Stanley, Stanley, where's your wife ? [ to which he shrugged his shoulders down here].

Just wondering what would go well with 'Vardy, Vardy ...........

Glorious chant , great reaction from a natural talented player and character...

Modern game doesn't seem to bring these enigmas to the game any longer

[bobh]

Wtf is this doing as headlines on the evening news ?

Fecking trash

My thoughts exactly.