England v Germany Womens Euro Final

[The Lone Gunman]

Welcome to snowflake football….

I was watching some snowflake football on Saturday afternoon. One of the players dramatically fell to the ground clutching his face after being pushed in the chest, while others were throwing themselves to the floor and rolling around after the slightest contact from their opponents.

[Dave Blue]

I was watching some snowflake football on Saturday afternoon. One of the players dramatically fell to the ground clutching his face after being pushed in the chest, while others were throwing themselves to the floor and rolling around after the slightest contact from their opponents.

I may have been there too. One big plus about this win is exposing the nonsense that has built up in the men’s game which is utterly embarrassing.
What intrigues me as a Welshman - who enjoyed the women’s tournament but had no real interest in who won - is do the English REALLY think it’s come home?

[the other bob wilson]

I was watching some snowflake football on Saturday afternoon. One of the players dramatically fell to the ground clutching his face after being pushed in the chest, while others were throwing themselves to the floor and rolling around after the slightest contact from their opponents.

Yeah, but it was "edgy".

[UNDERHILL1927]

I think Germany will nick it late on.

[NYCBlue]

I just turned it on. I haven't watched a minute of it until now. I thought I didn't care. But apparently, I do. I don't want England to win anything ever.

[PontBlue]

The commentators spoil it for me.

[UNDERHILL1927]

Feisty match so far. Enjoying it

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Brilliant goal. "Ein chip" says the German commentator.

[NYCBlue]

Brilliant goal. "Ein chip" says the German commentator.

Ein lob sicherlich?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Ein lob sicherlich?

"Lob" is the German word for praise. He may have confused the German viewers had he used that term. Instead, he used "Chip" which can mean potato crisp. Ist das klar?

Jeez, I'm boring myself now

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Literal translation: The Germans have just made it undecided. (They have drawn level).

[UNDERHILL1927]

What a finish that is, 1-0 England

[NYCBlue]

****!

[delmbox]

Cracking finish

[NYCBlue]

Jesus. What a goal!

[the other bob wilson]

1-1

[City123]

Excellent play from the German defender to set them forward for that goal. Top finish.

[Delbert]

Well deserved equaliser for Germany. 2 great quality goals in this game.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Well deserved equaliser for Germany. 2 great quality goals in this game.

Am I right in thinking that the goalscorer cupped her hands together a la Gareth Bale but in the shape of a Jägerschnitzel?

[Alan Lung]

Do they have hooligans in the women's game? If not then it's hardly equal is it?

[NYCBlue]

Do they have hooligans in the women's game? If not then it's hardly equal is it?

I just LOL'd

[MacAdder]

Extra time.

The German side look fitter to me although England finished the game better.

Gotta be pelanties, the eventual winner taking it 24-23.

[William Treseder]

Extra time’s not really fair on the players partners. They’re gonna have to wait even longer now for their tea.

[Citizen's Nephew]

It's good to hear the female commentators don't know the laws as much as the men. It's called careless, reckless and excessive equality.

[Citizen's Nephew]

F*ck me the football cliches are flying like one of Lucy Bronze's tackles.