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  1. #26

    Re: How to kill flies

    Chopsticks innit.

  2. #27

    Re: How to kill flies

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    no
    there's no flies on you mate

  3. #28

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Spiders are slow moving useless tossers
    garbage...a spider could out run usain bolt over 100m





    if on the back of a cheater....boom boom

  4. #29

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNDERHILL1927 View Post
    I also bought a battery operated tennis racket thing that electrocutes them, bit harder and you need to do a lot more work.
    I got one of those too, Lidl I think.

    Brutal thing it is.
    Hell of a bang when an unsuspecting fly hits on it, it's game set and match.

    Got a load of those citronella candles too but they don't seem to work, got bitten to death t'other evening and still suffering a week later.

    I don't remember being bitten by flies when I was a kid, now it's a regular occurance

  5. #30

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    I got one of those too, Lidl I think.

    Brutal thing it is.
    Hell of a bang when an unsuspecting fly hits on it, it's game set and match.

    Got a load of those citronella candles too but they don't seem to work, got bitten to death t'other evening and still suffering a week later.

    I don't remember being bitten by flies when I was a kid, now it's a regular occurance
    flies dont bite mate...i think you have a butterfly or squirrel problem.

  6. #31

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    garbage...a spider could out run usain bolt over 100m





    if on the back of a cheater....boom boom
    Just don’t play cards with them

  7. #32

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    flies dont bite mate...i think you have a butterfly or squirrel problem.

    Horse flies do, bastards they are.

  8. #33

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    I buy a paper Monday to Friday, for the sole purpose of killing flies. I don't buy weekend papers, just to give the buggers a sporting chance.

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    Re: How to kill flies

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Horse flies do, bastards they are.
    They are the worst - monster itchy bites!

    https://www.mylondon.news/news/local...eadly-14911316

  10. #35

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    Jack Russell Terrier. Mine jumps off the sofa, catches them, eats them. I then let her lick my face.

  11. #36

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    Quote Originally Posted by jon1959 View Post
    They are the worst - monster itchy bites!

    https://www.mylondon.news/news/local...eadly-14911316
    They are ****ers. They've got a mini chainsaw on their arse and it cuts into the flesh. It's the females that do the damageas they need the blood in order to feed their young.

  12. #37

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Horse flies do, bastards they are.
    It's not the flies mate..look out for bitey horses.

  13. #38

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    [QUOTE=jon1959;5327879]They are the worst - monster itchy bites!

    Got bitten by I think a horsefly a couple of weeks ago, actually made me bleed quite a bit, little f*****

  14. #39

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Horse flies do, bastards they are.
    Mosquitos too.
    Back in the day you had to travel all the way to Greece to get mozzie bites.

  15. #40

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    flies dont bite mate...i think you have a butterfly or squirrel problem.
    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    It's not the flies mate..look out for bitey horses.

  16. #41

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    I find improving hygiene in the home helps.

  17. #42

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    It's not the flies mate..look out for bitey horses.
    Yeh, that Pegasus is a f*cker.

  18. #43

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    Talk to them

  19. #44

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    I find improving hygiene in the home helps.
    .

    Controversial .

  20. #45

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    Never mind the flies I fecking hate Mosquitoes but they love me! I’ve tried everything on the market without success. The walls & ceilings in my house are covered in little explosions of (my) blood. Didn’t associate Poland with mosquitoes, big oversight. Did I mention I hate the feckers.

  21. #46

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    Quote Originally Posted by Des Parrot View Post
    Never mind the flies I fecking hate Mosquitoes but they love me! I’ve tried everything on the market without success. The walls & ceilings in my house are covered in little explosions of (my) blood. Didn’t associate Poland with mosquitoes, big oversight. Did I mention I hate the feckers.
    Scotland midges

    Total shits

  22. #47

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Scotland midges

    Total shits
    You're a serial fish assassin. Now you've turned your attentions to midges and flies.

    Is there any of God's creatures who you haven't got it in for?!

    There's more chance of Oprah Winfrey winning next year's Tour de France than there is of you becoming a non-rotter anytime soon.

  23. #48

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    A world without flies would leave us knee-deep in detritus.

    The resolution is poor regarding this documentary about food decay and the role of flies and moulds but it was quite a fascinating watch on the BBC a number of years ago. The 'disappearance' of the flies in the sealed room baffled the presenter until it became evident what became of them......
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOUw0ukMeyQ

  24. #49

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Would the rspca get involved in a case like this ?
    The RSPCI will have bashed a few doors down early morning today I should imagine

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