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Thread: Ugliest player

  1. #26

    Re: Ugliest player

    Ozil, Rooney, Muntari

  2. #27

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    A strange assumption these days that the player has to be male. That Popp from Germany has a face that could sour milk.

  3. #28

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Pointless doing a thread on the most handsome player when we’ve all seen Tommy Smith live
    Oh don't, I was trying to forget him for the sake of my relationship

  4. #29

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    Iain Dowie took a break from football to play Sloth in the Goonies
    was working away in Southampton many years ago and went to the old dell to watch them play Arsenal midweek. Dowie was centre forward and all night the chant from arsenal fans was " number nine looks like frankenstein"

  5. #30
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    Re: Ugliest player

    Alan Tate is one fugly fluker

  6. #31

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    Franck ribery?
    He looked like Frankenstein had put him together!

  7. #32

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    The entire Ipswich team in the 70s.

  8. #33

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    Richard Keogh

  9. #34

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by superfeathers View Post
    Watching Haaland in the community shield has got me thinking. Who is the ugliest player to ever play in England?
    Just to be clear ugly as in looks not style of play.

    I'll throw in Haaland,
    Earnie,
    Steve Bruce,
    Peter Crouch
    Le Tissier
    The helium voiced one aka Fatty Trundle

  10. #35

    Re: Ugliest player

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

  11. #36

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    Theres a cracker of David Moyes in his playing days. Just type in images of David Moyes. You wont be dissapointed.
    David Moyes

  12. #37

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by DryCleaning View Post
    LOL. Makes me look handsome. Got to be the winner

  13. #38

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    LOL. Makes me look handsome. Got to be the winner
    Going to struggle to beat this one to be fair

  14. #39

    Re: Ugliest player

    Dowie was a corker.

    Going outside of football I'd nominate darts player Michael van Gerwen. He must have an absolutely fantastic personality mind, because his missus is 10/10

  15. #40

    Re: Ugliest player

    David Grant. City player 1984-85. End of competition.

  16. #41

    Re: Ugliest player

    Quote Originally Posted by DryCleaning View Post
    He looks like Moe on the simpsons

  17. #42

    Re: Ugliest player

    Martin Keown

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