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    Funny Cardiff songs

    Or other teams for that matter.

    “Seaman is a sperm bank “

    City fans to David Seaman when he was playing for QPR in the FA Cup

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    "You can stick your F*cking pizzas up your arse"
    Wales fans to italians on going 2 nil down at anfield.

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    Liked the one in The Canton on Saturday.

    Wake me up before you go go
    Who needs Bale when we've Sheyi Ojo.

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    Ohhhh Lee Bowyer, oo-ah, I wanna know-ow-ow-ow-ow, why you're not in jail.

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    Not us, but when he was playing for Sunderland I remember this doing the rounds

    **** off Adam Johnson, He got done for noncing
    He's a paedophile, he's a paedophileeeee

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    I remember when we were playing Southampton and Bradley Wright Phillips and Nathan Dyer had been arrested on a burglary charge from stealing from staff in a Portsmouth nightclub. Chants were " you should be in jail, you dirty thieving bastards"

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    There was a funny Newcastle chant
    He’s fat
    He’s round
    He’s worth a million pound
    Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    There was a funny Newcastle chant
    He’s fat
    He’s round
    He’s worth a million pound
    Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn
    That was a Pompey chant (as well).

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    I have to admit to laughing at the highly inappropriate welcome that Kim Bo-kyung got when he came on for his debut.
    "He shoots. He scores. He eats your labradors. Kim Bo-kyung, Kim Bo-kyung."

    Fortunately it didn't catch on!

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    Kevin Brock,
    What a shock.
    He has got a massive cock!

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    You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance 🚑

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance 🚑
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Morris View Post
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.
    Cardiff

    There when it mattered

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    "what a waste of petrol"
    to the 7 Halifax fans who had made the journey to see their side lose 4-1 on a Tuesday night during a fuel strike in the late 90s

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    I'm always in stitches when away fans sing sheepshaggers at the CCS. Absolute gold. lols

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    Not Cardiff, not even football but this made me laugh at the time. Ryder cup, Newport, spectators welcoming the players with the "one...., Only one .... onto the start tee. Molinari brothers paired together in doubles, first one onto the tee, spectators start with "one molinari..pause...Two Molinaris, only two molinaris.

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    Up at Preston a good few yrs ago. A fat, plug ugly female in the home stand was giving it large, and gesturing to the City fans, who all together, started singing “She’s got Chlamydia, she’s got Chlamydia” 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Buchanan View Post
    Not Cardiff, not even football but this made me laugh at the time. Ryder cup, Newport, spectators welcoming the players with the "one...., Only one .... onto the start tee. Molinari brothers paired together in doubles, first one onto the tee, spectators start with "one molinari..pause...Two Molinaris, only two molinaris.
    No doubt the same wags who'd been watching Glammy in the 90's.... "Two Tony Cotteys, there's only two Tony Cottees.... etc"

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    away at Coventry some years ago..

    "there's only one CCFC"

    The ref got injured, as he was taken off...
    "You're not fit to referee!"

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    I went to see a Preston game at Forest in about 1999 or 2000, they started singing a chant at their player " there's only one..." (whoever it was, can't remember the name) the player promptly miss hit a shot miles over, and the chant immediately changed to "there's only 2 others like him"

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    The two that always stick in my mind when this question comes along are the Adebayor chant and Blakey’s fruit machine one. I know NB hates it, and both would incur the wrath of the woke generation today…probably rightly so

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    Shit Barry Island to Blackpool fans was funny at first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fingers View Post
    The two that always stick in my mind when this question comes along are the Adebayor chant and Blakey’s fruit machine one. I know NB hates it, and both would incur the wrath of the woke generation today…probably rightly so
    One from the Grange End early 70s, to the tune of Land of Hope & Glory

    We hate Nottingham Forest
    We hate Swindon too
    And Bristol
    We hate Man Utd
    But Keeeyyy-aaarrr--difff
    We love you

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    Sadly on a packed train to Reading yesterday that Swansea related Hymns ‘n’ Arias was given a rendition by some of our young beauties. Pretty embarrassing, I was sat by a young lady and visibly cringed. It is truly disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Soul '68 View Post
    One from the Grange End early 70s, to the tune of Land of Hope & Glory

    We hate Nottingham Forest
    We hate Swindon too
    And Bristol
    We hate Man Utd
    But Keeeyyy-aaarrr--difff
    We love you
    I can't recall those words.
    Nottingham forest was used by many other fans as it scanned perfectly.
    But I believe we started with Blackburn Rovers,
    And then Swindon Town (not too)
    Can't remember the rest, but I'm sure Bristol City was in there, but never ManU, they just weren't on our radar in those days.

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