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Thread: Funny Cardiff songs

  1. #21

    Re: Funny Cardiff songs

    The two that always stick in my mind when this question comes along are the Adebayor chant and Blakey’s fruit machine one. I know NB hates it, and both would incur the wrath of the woke generation today…probably rightly so

  2. #22

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    Shit Barry Island to Blackpool fans was funny at first.

  3. #23

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    You're going home in a Cardiff ambulance 🚑
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.

  4. #24

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Morris View Post
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.
    I thought it was "South Wales Ambulance" LOL

  5. #25

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    ‘Mum’s yellow jacket
    You’re in your mum’s yellow jacket.’

    At a Bristol CIty fan, wearing some fancy garb, whilst giving it the biggun. His face was a picture as all the Wurzel fans turned to look at him. Seem to remember something similar at Stamford Bridge.

    He makes an appearance here: https://youtu.be/shMhFGl9YV4

    Nice finish mind.

  6. #26

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    I thought it was "South Wales Ambulance" LOL
    I thought it was "you're going home in the back of an ambulance"

  7. #27

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardM View Post
    I thought it was "you're going home in the back of an ambulance"
    I always sang this too

  8. #28

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Morris View Post
    St John's Ambulance wasn't it? As they were on duty during the games.
    Cardiff

    There when it mattered

  9. #29

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    When we were 5-1 down at Reading on a New Year’s Day, with the City fans singing “Are you watching Arsenal” who we were playing at Highbury in the cup the following Saturday.

    Two Andy Gormans, there’s only two Andy Gormans, after he’d been diagnosed as schizophrenic.

    And Sing when you’re rimming you only sing when you’re rimming to the Brighton fans always made me chuckle.

  10. #30

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    There was a funny one with Bruno Manga has got a massive cock. To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two.
    Spedger

  11. #31

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Shot Hamish. View Post
    When we were 5-1 down at Reading on a New Year’s Day, with the City fans singing “Are you watching Arsenal” who we were playing at Highbury in the cup the following Saturday.

    Two Andy Gormans, there’s only two Andy Gormans, after he’d been diagnosed as schizophrenic.

    And Sing when you’re rimming you only sing when you’re rimming to the Brighton fans always made me chuckle.

  12. #32

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    To the ballboy at Birmingham away (when he couldn't find the ball under the covered seats after it had been kicked out for a throw in) " You're getting sacked in the morning!"

  13. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    I thought it was "South Wales Ambulance" LOL
    You're all wrong. Its... "you're going home in a f**king ambulance"

  14. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    You're all wrong. Its... "you're going home in a f**king ambulance"
    It was

  15. #35

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swiss Peter View Post
    Luton away. Feb 14th - Tuesday night - maybe 15 years ago?

    "Here, cos we're single
    We're only here cos we're single"...
    ...Ahhh..the Koumas Game

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    Re: Funny Cardiff songs

    Stanley, Stanley where’s your wife?

    City fans to Stan Bowles after his wife left him.

  17. #37

    Re: Funny Cardiff songs

    Quote Originally Posted by Majorblue View Post
    Stanley, Stanley where’s your wife?

    City fans to Stan Bowles after his wife left him.
    I remember that. Wasn't it him that turned around to the grangend and gave the v sign at the end of the match or am i thinking of someone else?

  18. #38

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    Certainly a non PC one from the past
    To Rodney Marsh

    Rodney Marsh
    Super Queer
    How many bums have you had this year

  19. #39

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Certainly a non PC one from the past
    To Rodney Marsh

    Rodney Marsh
    Super Queer
    How many bums have you had this year
    Rodney Marsh
    Superstar
    Wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra

  20. #40

    Re: Funny Cardiff songs

    Quote Originally Posted by alfie View Post
    I remember that. Wasn't it him that turned around to the grangend and gave the v sign at the end of the match or am i thinking of someone else?
    After we sang the "where's your wife" chant Alfie. He turned to Grange end, shrugged his shoulders and put out his hands in a "i don't know" gesture. Mind he may have flicked the Vs later on, that was typical of him.
    Spedger

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