Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

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A woman who wanted to swim with blue sharks ended up getting bitten by one !

Slipped through the radar

[Michael Morris]

Play with fire expect to get burned.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Play with fire expect to get burned.

If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

[Eric the Half a Bee]

If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

My aunty had bollocks when she was my uncle.

[NYCBlue]

If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

How about just "don't go swimming with sharks"?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

My aunty had bollocks when she was my uncle.

Every village up your way has its characters

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

No to attract them, otherwise they wouldn't see any sharks.

[WJ99mobile]

Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

Looks like an anomaly

[ToTaL ITK]

Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

Looks like an anomaly

I saw some sharks at a distance so i give them the dodge...but then i remembered that i was a jet. I couldn't let it go

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

How about just "don't go swimming with sharks"?

Which is the same as don't join the police if you don't like criminals

[North Cardiff Blue]

Which is the same as don't join the police if you don't like criminals

They don't see many, too busy bothering football fans and racing to chip shops for lunch and making tick tocks.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

Looks like an anomaly

Usually

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

Which is what happens in South Africa except the sharks are massive

[Fatty Foggon]

What a tale she will be able to tell her grandchildren about the day she encountered jaws and the scar wot she got. FIN.

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

No to attract them, otherwise they wouldn't see any sharks.

Which is what I said.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Which is what I said.

its not to create a feeding frenzy with people in the water

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

its not to create a feeding frenzy with people in the water

Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?

[ToTaL ITK]

Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?

did you even watch Jaws?..the fecking shark ate the ship and stole most of the beer kegs

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did you even watch Jaws?..the fecking shark ate the ship and stole most of the beer kegs

TBF wotisname said they’d have to get a bigger boat

[Rjk]

Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?

I think there's probably a few stages in-between "attracting some sharks" and "feeding frenzy"

[North Cardiff Blue]

I think there's probably a few stages in-between "attracting some sharks" and "feeding frenzy"

Exactly drop some dead fish muck in the water, not loads of bleeding legs and arms from the local hospital amputation unit!

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Then how else do you think they're going to attract sharks?

Or tourists to swim with them

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Ive just returned from a week in Cornwall. I didn’t see any sharks but I did see gulls attacking kids to steal their ice creams. Does that count as a spectator event.

Stupid parents from up north waving fish and chips around. What did they think was going to happen

Oh and special thank you to BlueTit . Flambards was the fkg bollox

[Pontprennau Bluebird]

A shark will only attack you if you are wet. That’s worth remembering.