Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.
My current dog is my seventh and, by a distance, she’d make the worst poker player of the lot of them - she makes it so obvious when she’s done something wrong. She’s also got an inborn instinct, because I certainly didn’t teach her it, to go and crap in long grass or out of the way places if she possibly can.

If I came home to the sort of thing Tuerto did, my dog’s response on seeing me would, almost certainly, tell me something was wrong even before I discovered what she’d done.