I can't take anymore!

[Tuerto]

Life's a bitch called Wanda!..................hope she's OK.

Yeah, she's fine. My wife spins me the **** out sometimes though I'm just waiting for someone to tell me that dogs get embarrassed....

[xsnaggle]

Yeah, she's fine. My wife spins me the **** out sometimes though I'm just waiting for someone to tell me that dogs get embarrassed....

They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.

[Tuerto]

They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.

My dog usually doesn't give a shit, apart from this occasion

[the other bob wilson]

They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.

My current dog is my seventh and, by a distance, she’d make the worst poker player of the lot of them - she makes it so obvious when she’s done something wrong. She’s also got an inborn instinct, because I certainly didn’t teach her it, to go and crap in long grass or out of the way places if she possibly can.

If I came home to the sort of thing Tuerto did, my dog’s response on seeing me would, almost certainly, tell me something was wrong even before I discovered what she’d done.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Dogs can be trained to guide the blind, to sniff out drugs and even illnesses and a lot else. It's such a pity they can't be trained to defecate at home.

[xsnaggle]

Dogs can be trained to guide the blind, to sniff out drugs and even illnesses and a lot else. It's such a pity they can't be trained to NOT defecate at home.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Best phone a friend, old fruit.