Quote Originally Posted by valleys caveman View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
The claim made earlier in this thread that singing is banned on Almy's official coaches is completely untrue.

Communal renditions of Kumbaya, My Lord and He's Got the Whole World in His Hands is encouraged. Indeed, failure to participate enthusiastically in either is liable to attract a life ban.

It's time to revive the ultra politically incorrect Valley RAMS to counterpoint the terminally boring official coaches along with the equally inane TIT snooze-fests. Those organisations exist simply to kneel for every designation Big Brother deigns. Feck all that!

Let's return to the days when coach travellers had a pulse and laughter was heard. Granted, everyone will be pissed and pressing their bare rear ends against windows before the Severn Bridge comes into view. That's preferable anyday to gormelss drones without an ounce of personality between them.

So the eye in the middle of the forehead referred to earlier wasn’t that at all?