Don't Mess With Morison

[Citizen's Nephew]

I heard youse using a stepladder to dead-head yer dahlias.....

It sounds like a certain poster needs to spend more time talking to the dahlias rather than head-butting them. I think it's climate change. Or the male menopause. I get the two confused on here!

[Citizen's Nephew]

It sounds like a certain poster needs to spend more time talking to the dahlias rather than head-butting them. I think it's climate change. Or the male menopause. I get the two confused on here!

Actually, I'm going to put that last post down to the heat and it sounding funnier in my head when I imagined it being spoken in a kind of Stuart Lee/Frankie Boyle mash up kind of way. Something that just doesn't come across in print.

[Cyclops]

It sounds like a certain poster needs to spend more time talking to the dahlias....

Many a true word.....

[Citizen's Nephew]

Many a true word.....

…..Tuerto’s right. You are brutal! *tips hat*