Are we allowed to have sex this weekend?

[Wales-Bales]

Asking for a friend ...

[The Bloop]

Only if you remain silent for the whole 2 minutes it lasts.

[Canton Kev]

Out of respect you need to be thinking of her whilst you do it

[Wales-Bales]

Only if you remain silent for the whole 2 minutes it lasts.

That's a long time to stand to attention.

[Ninja]

Out of respect you need to be thinking of her whilst you do it

I'm thinking about Liz Truss instead.

[chrisp_1927]

Only whilst wearing a mask of the queen . Wonder if ol Camilla has asked to have a bit of the king inside her yet !!

[Jimmy the Jock]

I'm thinking about Liz Truss instead.

Jesus . She got hit fairly hard with the ugly stick

[Wales-Bales]

Only whilst wearing a mask of the queen. Wonder if ol Camilla has asked to have a bit of the king inside her yet !!

Imagine reading this while you are wondering what to have for dinner tonight.

[JamesWales]

Only whilst wearing a mask of the queen . Wonder if ol Camilla has asked to have a bit of the king inside her yet !!

For-king for kings sake.

[StraightOuttaCanton]

Asking for a friend ...

You’re nearly 20 years older than Tuerto so you’re clearly not asking for yourself

[Cleve van Leef]

No.

[19bluebirds27]

No.

Not even a posh w@be on the sly.

[Maurice Swan]

oh for god sake have some decorum...

[UNDERHILL1927]

oh for god sake have some decorum...

👍

[Maurice Swan]

oh for god sake have some decorum...

....Sometimes I despair at our society..........

[splott parker]

oh for god sake have some decorum...

Exactly....even Prince Andrew is giving the Wacky Warehouse a miss this weekend.

[insider]

oh for god sake have some decorum...

....Sometimes I despair at our society..........

Do you tilt at Windmills per chance ?

[Moodybluebird]

Whether you're a royalist or not I find the depths to which many on here have sunk to be shameful even by this board's standards.

Some of these puerile remarks are more in keeping with naughty children than supposedly mature adults.

[jeepster]

Whether you're a royalist or not I find the depths to which many on here have sunk to be shameful even by this board's standards.

Some of these puerile remarks are more in keeping with naughty children than supposedly mature adults.

Great keep it going

[Moodybluebird]

Great keep it going

I would but I think I'll leave it there.

Having buried my father yesterday my emotions are very raw so hearing people bad mouth a 96 year old woman, who was a loved mother and grandmother is very difficult to take

[UNDERHILL1927]

I would but I think I'll leave it there.

Having buried my father yesterday my emotions are very raw so hearing people bad mouth a 96 year old woman, who was a loved mother and grandmother is very difficult to take

Sorry for your loss mate.

[Moodybluebird]

Sorry for your loss mate.

Thank you

[splott parker]

I would but I think I'll leave it there.

Having buried my father yesterday my emotions are very raw so hearing people bad mouth a 96 year old woman, who was a loved mother and grandmother is very difficult to take

Hard times mate, keep strong, proves that there’s true mourning happening right now rather than what seems like phoney mourning that’s being foisted on us. Condolences to you & yours.

[Dorcus]

I would but I think I'll leave it there.

Having buried my father yesterday my emotions are very raw so hearing people bad mouth a 96 year old woman, who was a loved mother and grandmother is very difficult to take

So sorry to hear of your loss Moody, it must be a difficult time for you.

[Organ Morgan.]

oh for god sake have some decorum...

....Sometimes I despair at our society..........

Hear, hear.

From reading messages at this forum since our dear Queen conked out yesterday, I will be unsurprised if only you and I among this throng fell to our knees in our living rooms to pledge our allegiance when our new King made his TV address.

Should you feel an overwhelming need to get your end away during this period of official mourning, I implore you to be respectful by wearing a black condom.

Thank you.