Joke Of The Day

[life on mars]

Two aliens landed on earth yesterday , and said take me to your queue .

[JamesWales]

Someone say something FFS

[Rjk]

Someone say something FFS

lost for words

[JamesWales]

TBF, no one else on here has posted a joke today, so by default it does win joke of the day.

[Citizen's Nephew]

TBF, no one else on here has posted a joke today, so by default it does win joke of the day.

Wouldn’t it have to meet the basic metric of being a joke? If I exhibited an Aardvark at Crufts but was the only entry in that class, I wouldn’t expect to win my default!

[Sunnysideup]

I’m reading this fantastic book at the moment- it’s called “Anti Gravity”
Really difficult to put it down

[Organ Morgan.]

I’m reading this fantastic book at the moment- it’s called “Anti Gravity”
Really difficult to put it down

Reminds me of the book I purchased: How to Improve Your Self-Motivational Skills.

I could never be arsed to finish it.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I'm looking forward to the film sequel that is going to be directed by Organ Morgan. The working title is 'Apocalypse Now In A Minute'.

[lardy]

Wouldn’t it have to meet the basic metric of being a joke? If I exhibited an Aardvark at Crufts but was the only entry in that class, I wouldn’t expect to win my default!

It's like when a child tries to repeat a joke they didn't get and misses out something important.

Were they dyslexic aliens? Can we guess what the joke was supposed to be?

[JamesWales]

Wouldn’t it have to meet the basic metric of being a joke? If I exhibited an Aardvark at Crufts but was the only entry in that class, I wouldn’t expect to win my default!

Had you posted this three hours and 18 minutes earlier, you would now be walking away with the prize instead of LOM.

[A Quiet Monkfish]

I’m reading this fantastic book at the moment- it’s called “Anti Gravity”
Really difficult to put it down

Not sure who, but a famous critic once said of a book they were reviewing, '..once I put it down I couldn't pick it up again..'

[JamesWales]

I’m reading this fantastic book at the moment- it’s called “Anti Gravity”
Really difficult to put it down

There is a joke about space on your bookshelf here, but I just can't quite eke one out. Maybe someone else can?

[Citizen's Nephew]

It's like when a child tries to repeat a joke they didn't get and misses out something important.

Were they dyslexic aliens? Can we guess what the joke was supposed to be?

It's still driving me insane! I'm starting to feel that this may well be a practical joke.

[delmbox]

It's still driving me insane! I'm starting to feel that this may well be a practical joke.

I think he’s gotten confused and thought the line from popular sci fi culture is “take me to your queen” rather than “take me to your leader”and therefore yes the aliens got it wrong. I think

[Citizen's Nephew]

I think he’s gotten confused and thought the line from popular sci fi culture is “take me to your queen” rather than “take me to your leader”and therefore yes the aliens got it wrong. I think

Didn't you used to work at Bletchley Park back in the day? I think you cracked this particular enigma. I am in your debt Delm!

[delmbox]

Didn't you used to work at Bletchley Park back in the day? I think you cracked this particular enigma. I am in your debt Delm!

I’ve been studying him for years

[JamesWales]

In a strange old way, I now can't stop laughing at LOM's joke

Two aliens landed on earth yesterday , and said take me to your queue .

It's so rubbish its f'king brilliant