Astonishing levels of wilful denial in this thread.

An unsolicited stranger knock's at one's front door after alighting his rickety caravan. "Top o' the morning," he says in a pronounced Irish accent before asking whether you might be interested in a wonderful timeshare property he knows of in Swansea's Town Hill Housing Estate that's available for a bargain price.

For anyone who's sincerely unconcerned that the US FDA bent over backwards to secrete that shocking number of adverse reactions among Pfizer's trial participants until the year 2097 then they would also be gullible enough to invite Patrick the pikey into their front room to stretch out on the settee.