Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

[goats]

Yeah, and upstands all round. That pic was during the fitting

Finished kitchen

Attachment 5216

Looks good, I’m not sure about the funky curtains though….I get it though, liven it up a bit…..

[Tuerto]

Looks good, I’m not sure about the funky curtains though….I get it though, liven it up a bit…..

Get in touch with your feminine side, goats
😁

[Citizen's Nephew]

Get in touch with your feminine side, goats
😁

Think of the kids.

[delmbox]

Nice to see our subscription fees are being put to good use

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Maybe in the old kitchen, but I wouldn't dare now.

It was two separate rooms, knocked into one. Lovely straight lines and crisply plastered walls. Full respect to the lads who did the work.

[Wales-Bales]

Nice post, but shouldn't it be on the Alternative forum?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Yeah, and upstands all round. That pic was during the fitting

Finished kitchen

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Big Swans fan, it seems.

[goats]

Get in touch with your feminine side, goats
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Yep that’s why when it comes to curtains I’m not even consulted…..

[superfeathers]

How come this is football related but a topic about Fifa 23 goes in alternative?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

How come this is football related but a topic about Fifa 23 goes in alternative?

Everything but the kitchen sink gets moved there.......

[Tuerto]

Nice to see our subscription fees are being put to good use

Mike only started this 'Articles of Association Ammendment/Special Resolution' thread so that he could shoe horn his New Kitchen in. It was so obvious.

[The Bloop]

Yeah, and upstands all round. That pic was during the fitting

Finished kitchen

Attachment 5216

Very nice but what's that phallus on the worktop next to the hob?

[goats]

Mike only started this 'Articles of Association Ammendment/Special Resolution' thread so that he could shoe horn his New Kitchen in. It was so obvious.

Bloody Tories

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Very nice but what's that phallus on the worktop next to the hob?

It's one of those dildo rails.

[RichardM]

It's one of those dildo rails.

[delmbox]

How come this is football related but a topic about Fifa 23 goes in alternative?

It's a good point this, it's the messageboard equivalent of the 45p tax cut

[Wales-Bales]

How come this is football related but a topic about Fifa 23 goes in alternative?

You're not going let this one go, are you?

[splott parker]

How come this is football related but a topic about Fifa 23 goes in alternative?

It is football related, Mike’s season ticket is under the pink plate.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Going to play Kitchen Simulator 23 later. I'm so excited.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Going to play Kitchen Simulator 23 later. I'm so excited.

If you are thinking about that dildo on the worktop you probably meant Kitchen Stimulator.

[Tuerto]

Going to play Kitchen Simulator 23 later. I'm so excited.

You probably wrote the programme

[The Bloop]

Going to play Kitchen Simulator 23 later. I'm so excited.

I've got the 18+ version with Nigella on the cover

[Citizen's Nephew]

Guys, what happened to man-caves and sheds? F*cking snowflakes!

[Citizen's Nephew]

You probably wrote the programme

You know what, you can laugh, but simulator games have earned millions! It would be an ideal mobile app. The Boss can supply the graphics and you can be the technical advisor. Stick a goat in there and we'd be minted.

[Citizen's Nephew]

I've got the 18+ version with Nigella on the cover

Collectors edition.