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He's crafted and refined his bullshitting routine over decades.
Should heavily embellished yarn telling become an Olympic event British selectors would be stood on his doorstep sharpish.
There maybe contact from the club now Dalman favourite - Mick MaCarthy - has accepted the Blackpool job today
Those two would chance their arm rolling up at a travellers' site offering to tarmac the entrance and fix non-existent holes in the rooves of their caravans at a bargain price.
"You're my favourite type of pikeys," Warnock gushes while trying not to smirk. Hammam lifts his eyebrows in agreement before adding: "to be sure, to be sure".