Food related things that really bug you ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Check out Posh Nosh on YouTube. They're 10 minute skits starring Richard E Grant and Arabella Weir doing exactly what you said in your second paragraph. Absolutely hilarious.

Pretentious nonsense

[jon1959]

Luke warm hot chocolate in cafes.

It's supposed to be hot. It's in the name. If it is a few degrees above tepid I promise not to sue!

[Moodybluebird]

Pretentious nonsense

Satire not your strong point is it Sludge ?

[dembethewarrior]

Satire not your strong point is it Sludge ?

He only speaks Partridge.

[Moodybluebird]

He only speaks Partridge.

Liquid comedy to be fair.

[splott parker]

its funny that people objects to battery Hans and most of the UK's eggs are now free range, after all you want the chickens to have a decent life, yet pigs kept in the same conditions ?

I guess society will have to catch up on that one

Is battery Hans the German Torchy?

[Majorblue]

The devotion to cheese and that it now appears to be lathered on just about anything.

It's rancid milk .

Jus , no it is gravy.

[Ninja]

The devotion to cheese and that it now appears to be lathered on just about anything.

It's rancid milk .

Jus , no it is gravy.

Usually shitty fruit flavoured water as opposed to gravy.

[dembethewarrior]

The devotion to cheese and that it now appears to be lathered on just about anything.

It's rancid milk .

Jus , no it is gravy.

Steak is dead cow.

Both taste good.

[Moodybluebird]

Steak is dead cow.

Both taste good.

One of my favourite quotes of all time came from Fred Elliott the butcher on Coronation St in the 80's "If we weren't meant to eat cows God wouldn't have made them beef flavour"

[Ninja]

One of my favourite quotes of all time came from Fred Elliott the butcher on Coronation St in the 80's "If we weren't meant to eat cows God wouldn't have made them beef flavour"

I prefer lamb, but I'm hearing you

[splott parker]

One of my favourite quotes of all time came from Fred Elliott the butcher on Coronation St in the 80's "If we weren't meant to eat cows God wouldn't have made them beef flavour"

“I said if we weren’t meant to eat cows, God wouldn’t have made them beef flavour”

[Der Kaiser]

Mayonnaise. Condiment of the idiot.

[Ninja]

Mayonnaise. Condiment of the idiot.

Only helps eating tuna for me.

[tforturton]

One thing I hate is lukewarm soup. Soup should be hot. Actually, any food served lukewarm deserves to be sent back.
Cold pies in chip shops (or football stadiums!).
Cheese on pasta - yuck - but then I don't like cheese at all.

[Tuerto]

One thing I hate is lukewarm soup. Soup should be hot. Actually, any food served lukewarm deserves to be sent back.
Cold pies in chip shops (or football stadiums!).
Cheese on pasta - yuck - but then I don't like cheese at all.

I don't think that anyone would particularly like Lukewarm soup.

[Tuerto]

Ketchup-It's for kids.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Satire not your strong point is it Sludge ?

I was saying the posh nosh link is great and the people it's taking the piss out of are pretentious

[Ninja]

Ketchup-It's for kids.

Is it shit.
It's for steaks.

[RichardM]

Steak is dead cow.

Both taste good.

Many years ago when I was in the MN on one ship there was an engineer who, at meal times, would walk in to the saloon, sit down, pick up the menu and say "right, what dead animals have we got tonight?"

[Moodybluebird]

I was saying the posh nosh link is great and the people it's taking the piss out of are pretentious

My apologies Sludge. For a minute there I thought you'd undergone a humour bypass.

[Divine Wright]

its funny that people objects to battery Hans and most of the UK's eggs are now free range, after all you want the chickens to have a decent life, yet pigs kept in the same conditions ?

I guess society will have to catch up on that one

When it comes to animals, most people still have 17th century ideas.

Ignorance is bliss n all that.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Was in Berlin this summer, a Berliner friend said i needed to go to one specific place, locals blah blah blah....dragged the kids half way across the city for a hotdog swimming in ketchup and curry powder.

The concept of the Currywurst came about due to the British penchant for curry after occupying India and subsequently having a military presence in Berlin after the Second World War. It's historically significant, I tell you

By the way, I'm about to start reading a book about it.

[Organ Morgan.]

What are your feelings on the words beef, veal and steak?

"Did you say we're having pig, chips and peas for dinner tonight, love?"

"Pig? Don't be absurd. We'll be noshing on gammon steaks".

In days of yore when we didn't have to apply for a crisis loan to afford a restaurant meal I'd sometimes have a mixed grill until it dawned what I was about to tackle: some pig, cow and sheep. Ugh.

Ever since I've had a lot more time for veg-waving fans of Forest Green Rovers.

[NYCBlue]

Ketchup-It's for kids.

EXACTLY!