Reply With QuoteWhat do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?Originally Posted by Alan Lung
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These guys seem to know their onions
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/...raphy?lang=eng
What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?
Masturbate furiously I would imagine.
Looks like I'm going to have to have a word with the mrs.
How do I know if someone is struggling with pornography?
Loss of interest in sexual relations or insatiable sexual appetite.
Neglect of responsibilities.
Easily irritated; irregular mood swings.
Unexplained financial transactions.
Get their frocks off?
They soon get out of the habit.
Jesus got the horn
Did you hear about the monk that caught his knob in a bell rope and was told off by the abbot?
Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.
There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes
The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..
Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...
And that's just the shorthand version....
Wank in god's eyes?!
I don't care about people's personal religious beliefs but in no way is that acceptable behaviour. Sometimes a line needs to be drawn.
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