Best nicknames

[UNDERHILL1927]

Following on from another conversation elsewhere on the forum, what are the most innovative and funny nicknames you’ve heard over the years?

[The Lone Gunman]

Former QPR defender Fitz Hall's nickname - One Size. I thought that was a good 'un.

[blue lewj]

https://youtu.be/jUU8bLQfmKQ

[UNDERHILL1927]

Former QPR defender Fitz Hall's nickname - One Size. I thought that was a good 'un.

Haha brilliant

[UNDERHILL1927]

https://youtu.be/jUU8bLQfmKQ

Haha some of them are great. “The snipers nightmare” haha

[blue lewj]

Haha some of them are great. “The snipers nightmare” haha

I'd be a snipers dream the size of my bonce

[The Lone Gunman]

Another I always liked - former Everton, Wrexham and Swansea keeper Dai Davies, who won more than 50 caps for Wales in the 70's and 80's but often looked like a disaster waiting to happen - Dai the Drop.

[blue lewj]

Another I always liked - former Everton, Wrexham and Swansea keeper Dai Davies, who won more than 50 caps for Wales in the 70's and 80's but often looked like a disaster waiting to happen - Dai the Drop.

Bet he loved that

[Steve the Tea]

Sussex County Cricket Club had two brothers who played for them last century. They were called Antony and Mike Buss. Their nicknames were: ' Omni,' and, 'Trolley.'

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[splott parker]

Newcastle fans playing on the Welsh tradition of putting ‘the’ into a nickname like Dai the Milk, Ivor the Post etc christened outstanding Welsh centre forward, Wyn Davies, Wyn the Leap.

[Its been emotional]

A bloke got sacked from work with me for pinching money, he was from Yorkshire,
He was nicknamed the 'Yorkshire dipper'

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Bet he loved that

Dracula ......afraid of crosses

[Harry Bosch]

Following on from another conversation elsewhere on the forum, what are the most innovative and funny nicknames you’ve heard over the years?

I remember a suggestion that Matthew Upson should name his first born son “Chin” 👍🏼

[The Bloop]

Heard of a bloke who'd had a toe amputated so had the nickname Kodak.
(He only had 4 toes)

[Tuerto]

I grew up with a lad who had a terrible toileting accident when we were about 6, in school. He was forever known as 'Shitty Darren' Harsh.

[tomcat]

Following on from another conversation elsewhere on the forum, what are the most innovative and funny nicknames you’ve heard over the years?

I heard of a Welsh bloke called Dai Eighteen Months because he'd lost half an ear....

[Harry Paget Flashman]

I heard of a Welsh bloke called Dai Eighteen Months because he'd lost half an ear....

There's a bloke in Ponty called Isiah.

Coz one eye is higher than the other.

[UNDERHILL1927]

There’s some real crackers in here

My nickname growing up was Sydney (Syd) purely because my Nan brought me a T-shirt with Sydney on it back from Australia. Simple ones are the best haha

[dembethewarrior]

Following on from another conversation elsewhere on the forum, what are the most innovative and funny nicknames you’ve heard over the years?

Believe it or not this was on Google news feed.. sure it was Wales online as well.

Can't remember any of them.

[dembethewarrior]

I grew up with a lad who had a terrible toileting accident when we were about 6, in school. He was forever known as 'Shitty Darren' Harsh.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[dembethewarrior]

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/w...eople-15936837

[Robin Friday's Ghost]

We had quite a lot of people from overseas at my last job, including two Spaniards called Juan. One was Juan and the other was Juan 2.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Some good ones here but Kiki "Chris" Musampa is a "cracker"!

https://betting.boylesports.com/13-b...icknames-time/

[splott parker]

Allan Lamb was known as Legga. Martin Offiah....Chariots.

[Its been emotional]

We had quite a lot of people from overseas at my last job, including two Spaniards called Juan. One was Juan and the other was Juan 2.

Work with someone who's surname is King...
Hence why we call him Juan