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  1. 29-09-23, 21:33 #1
    SLUDGE FACTORY
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    So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    And I don't mean lost in France
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Looking for a hero
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    She's had her hair bleached
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  4. 30-09-23, 07:22 #4
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    She's had her hair bleached
    Just the one ?
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  5. 30-09-23, 21:15 #5
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    She owns a farm in New Zealand.Property on the Med somewhere.
    She owns 24 houses in the UK ,I rent one of them.I offered to pay in kind.She replied
    I really need you tonight
    Forever's gonna start tonight.
    Then my premature ejaculation kicked in,and that was the end of that.
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Met her a few times working at the airport, very nice lady.
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  7. 30-09-23, 21:25 #7
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    Met her a few times working at the airport, very nice lady.
    Which airport did she work at? Something I didn’t know about her.
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Heard her belt out a song live on radio a about year ago , that lady can sing .
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  9. 30-09-23, 21:44 #9
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Well this is all very romantic lads but I am still not buying her book
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Blue View Post
    Which airport did she work at? Something I didn’t know about her.
    No, I was working at the airport.
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  11. 30-09-23, 23:22 #11
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    She lives in Egypt and is a scuba diver instructor.
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  12. 01-10-23, 11:16 #12
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Lung View Post
    She lives in Egypt and is a scuba diver instructor.
    Actually her husband was a bit of bad un, Jack B'stard , dodgy nightclub owner and all round kn0b. Part of the Jack Mafia and very proud of his tush
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    No, I was working at the airport.
    Whoosh!
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    She had to cancel her world tour….
    ….. her voice got better..!!
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  15. 01-10-23, 18:07 #15
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    No, I was working at the airport.
    so you were both working at at an airport? when was this ..pre total eclipse?
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    so you were both working at at an airport? when was this ..pre total eclipse?
    No I was checking her in, she was in the queue with her back to me, had to ask her to turn around, and yes her eyes were bright.
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Her top row of teeth always freaked me out.
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    Met her a few times working at the airport, very nice lady.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Blue View Post
    Which airport did she work at? Something I didn’t know about her.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    No, I was working at the airport.
    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    so you were both working at at an airport? when was this ..pre total eclipse?
    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    No I was checking her in, she was in the queue with her back to me, had to ask her to turn around, and yes her eyes were bright.
    When you tell a joke, do you always have to explain it
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    She works in Montpelier as a cartographer.
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  20. 02-10-23, 09:59 #20
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
    Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
    Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
    Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
    Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
    Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla
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  21. 02-10-23, 12:16 #21
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    Re: So Where's Bonnie Tyler Gone ?

    Had this Scottish bloke working in our bathroom over the weekend. Lovely chap, courteous, friendly, did a marvellous job. He was a right Bonnie Tiler.
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