Things Us Old Farts Miss

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I can picture you, sat on the bottom of the stairs, phone in hand, one sided Geordie filth assaulting your ears, your old man glaring at you down the passage while you’re desperately attempting to hide your half hard on

I couldn't understand a word she said to be honest, which was probably a good thing. Anyway, back on Topic. I miss the sound of Milk floats.