Porn Star Footballers

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Stan Bowles

Robin Friday

Rodger Gibbins

[MacAdder]

Frank Worthington
Dean Holdsworth
Paul Wimbleton(sp?)

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Frank Worthington
Dean Holdsworth
Paul Wimbleton(sp?)

Frank Worthington , One Hump Or Two

He liked to blow his own trumpet

Odd taste in women though

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Frank Worthington , One Hump Or Two

He liked to blow his own trumpet

Odd taste in women though

“In 1972 he undertook a medical at Liverpool ahead of a proposed transfer to the club. On hearing that Worthington had high blood pressure, manager Bill Shankly sent him to Majorca for a week for health reasons. After encounters with five separate women, including a former Miss Great Britain, during the break, he returned showing higher blood pressure and the transfer fell through”

[Enoch Mort]

“In 1972 he undertook a medical at Liverpool ahead of a proposed transfer to the club. On hearing that Worthington had high blood pressure, manager Bill Shankly sent him to Majorca for a week for health reasons. After encounters with five separate women, including a former Miss Great Britain, during the break, he returned showing higher blood pressure and the transfer fell through”

At the time the other rumour circulating was that he had copped a dose of the clap and that was the real reason as to why the Liverpool transfer fell through. A great player though, a real maverick and the sort of player you'd pay good money to see play.

[MacAdder]

...you'd pay good money to see play.

Agree, though on a football pitch not in Raymond's Revuebar!

[Armitage Shanks]

Any Italian footballer from the 70s/80s

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Frank Worthington and Mandy Rice Davies

The dirty old rotter

Peter Shilton is in his book too

Naughty

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“In 1972 he undertook a medical at Liverpool ahead of a proposed transfer to the club. On hearing that Worthington had high blood pressure, manager Bill Shankly sent him to Majorca for a week for health reasons. After encounters with five separate women, including a former Miss Great Britain, during the break, he returned showing higher blood pressure and the transfer fell through”

Booze and fags his downfall

Big elvis fan , dressed like an idiot

[NYCBlue]

Is this thread about players that acted like pornstars or just looked like them? If it's the latter I nominate Terry McDermott. Actually, Graeme Souness is a good shout for both.

[jon1959]

Is this thread about players that acted like pornstars or just looked like them? If it's the latter I nominate Terry McDermott. Actually, Graeme Souness is a good shout for both.

Graeme 'Dirk Digler' Souness?

[splott parker]

Mario Kempes & Leopoldo Luque

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Is this thread about players that acted like pornstars or just looked like them? If it's the latter I nominate Terry McDermott. Actually, Graeme Souness is a good shout for both.

It's both now mate

Fire away

[splott parker]

Brian Flynn in ‘Not So White As Snow White & The 7 Dwarves’

[GL1Blue]

Richard Carpenter - "Chippy is a pornstar"

[Majorblue]

Our own Tarki Micalef.
The ultimate bouffant hair from a late 70's Prince of Wales showing.

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Our own Tarki Micalef.
The ultimate bouffant hair from a late 70's Prince of Wales showing.

Only a short chap but lots of energy

Looked like George Micheal

But obviously played for a different team

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Mickey Thomas in the back seat of a VW Golf

[Former Labour leader]

Only a short chap but lots of energy

Looked like George Micheal

But obviously played for a different team

Of course his dad had the restaurant on Cowbridge Rd. Knew the dad, nice guy, but not Tarki. If there ever was a super sub it was him. Good for 20 mins but useless as a starter.

[NYCBlue]

Graeme 'Dirk Digler' Souness?

I'd never heard that. Rich, famous, massive cock. The trifecta!

[fugsyphil]

Of course his dad had the restaurant on Cowbridge Rd. Knew the dad, nice guy, but not Tarki. If there ever was a super sub it was him. Good for 20 mins but useless as a starter.

Was that the corfu by night??

[Majorblue]

How about Andy Legg as a double for Robin Askwith from the Confession films.

[ToTaL ITK]

Worst thread ever

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Worst thread ever

It is now you have turned up

[bigjoe]

Worst thread ever

Why don't you try a "worst thread ever" thread?