Quote Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew View Post
Enforced euthanasia of a vegetative state may trigger issues for which only a spliff behind the wheel of a Porsche 911 could possibly remedy. Preferably, being driven in a cycle lane. In Cardiff city centre. Whilst wearing a Liverpool shirt.

Edit: ...but yeah. Stick Avocados on the list. Slimy f*ckers.

Liverpool Chap out with his Liverpool date for a meal
They’re given menus
He asks “do you like avocado?”
She replies “ I can’t even drive “