I am telling you. There is a sweet smell lof success floating around the city now, and Ipswich are on the ropes. Our tails are up.

We may not be banging them in but our defence has leaked just one goal four games. You rarely see a record cleaner than that! That is cleaner than the Virgin Mary before her first period.

Ipswich? They are leaking like a sex worker in front of queue of horny Nigerians with deep pockets. All over the place. Leaking against piss poor teams as well. 2 and 3s all over the shop.

They won’t fancy this against us. Get the stadium rocking for this one. Turn the volume up loud and make it raucous. They are looking weak. Like a shark in feeding water, I smell blood, and Ipswich is our seal. We are just one clean punch from a victory to knock that backward bunch of their perch and send the cocky bastards reeling.

COME ON I CAN FEEL IT BUILDING. BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!