Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
The children's book he is describing tells the story of a lion/boy who must ascend a steep mountain in the winter cold to secure a special flower that contains the antidote to a poison that is killing his little sister, Chloe. It is a race against time, during which he must cross a raging river (twice), ward off packs of hungry wolves as well as navigate darkness amidst a snowstorm. He manages the feat, saving his sister and thereby ascending, as has been the case in human tribes since time immemorial, into the ranks of manhood.

And your problem with this is ...