Once again, Ronald McDonald of Swansea - no end product

[Keyser Soze]

Flicking between the games. Just to see if the Ronald Mc Donald hype is justified. Checked the Sky Sports commentary and the stats.

Guess what? No goals from Ronald again. No assists or goal involvements. A few showboaty dribbles and sprints with no end product.

But hey he can dribble and beat a player, he is Brazilian and cost £2m and therefore he must be good. 14 games now. A two goal blast in one game and an assist. Apart from that, nothing, other than a lot of fluffed chances, shots over the bar and bad passes.

Like a gigolo waving his hard wand in front of a horny client, only to get a soft-on one he pushes past the flaps. So exciting, then so disappointing. What an overhyped purchase the burger-flipping Brazilian is. The man has also seen the stunning beaches of Brazil and Portugal, and the poor bugger is no doubt being told by some local Opioid Owen how great the freezing cold Oxwich Bay is, as he see an packet of empty Nik-Naks floating in the water and some night club bouncer’s alsatian taking a shit in it.

Do me a favour. He’ll be there no more than twelve months. He isn’t delivering and he must surely hate the god forsaken place.

[B. Oddie]

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