What is the funniest line ever by a Cardiff player?

[splott parker]

Might have the wrong players but it went along the lines of;
During contract negotiations, the players were going into the manager’s office one by one, Trevor Ford goes in, gets it sorted and comes out and tells Alf Sherwood, ‘I’ve got £12 quid a week during the season and a tenner in the summer’. Sherwood goes in and is offered a tenner during the season and £8 during the summer, he complains that it’s not as much as Ford’s. The manager replies, ‘Ford is a better player than you’. Sherwood replies, ‘Not in the f*cking summer!’.

[Blooburd]

whittingham when he interviewed Tan after a bad run of games. His first question without much thought was "are you enjoying the matches so far?". Tan just didnt know what to say.