Next door barking dog

[jeepster]

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

She wanted a real bit of meat.