Reply With QuoteYou couldn't have described me more perfectlyOriginally Posted by Peajay
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Why do more lunatics that have little or no road sense or consideration for others, drive Audis ? I know there are many that do but believe they would top the league if there was such a thing.
My theory goes like this, with four different catagories of Audi drivers
The sensible Audi driver that enjoys safely driving a quality car
The 'look what i got as a company car' no driving experience fool
The boy/man racer that buys a high mileage well maintained car, and thinks he's the best fast driver going, but reduces everyone elses life expectancies when ever their on the road
The spoilt bratt that has a quality car bought for them with the same characteristics as above.
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You couldn't have described me more perfectly
I forgot the 'fur coat, no knickers' Audi driver otherwise known as 'the leaser'You couldn't have described me more perfectly
Last year as I was driving back from West Wales, I pulled safely into the middle lane at the earliest opportunity doing about 70, when someone passed me and gave me the wanker sign. I was absolutely sure I had done nothing wrong. Maybe he does that to all Audi drivers.
If he passed you in the left lane it was probably Dembe.Last year as I was driving back from West Wales, I pulled safely into the middle lane at the earliest opportunity doing about 70, when someone passed me and gave me the wanker sign. I was absolutely sure I had done nothing wrong. Maybe he does that to all Audi drivers.
This is a problem. Back in my day you had an underpowered fiesta, punto or similar as that's all you could afford. Now youngsters with no driving experience have souped up cars they cannot control
Ive always had shit cars. Come into a bit of money 3 years ago and bought a 2 year old Audi and havent spent a penny on repairs, only money ive spent is on sevices and tyres. Unlike my last car, a Ford, where I think I spent more on repairs than the car was worth in each of the last two years I had it. It was in the garage every other week for some reason or other.
My brother bought Aaron Gunnarsons Audi S5 when he left.
I think with a car two years old you shouldn’t have to, but I’ve I’ve always bought German cars as a rule and they are very reliable.
But , I have moved onto a Merc.
Ford , Vauxhall
Always been OK for a non petrol head like me
Good , reliable workhorse engines Jimmy ?
Most of the dickheads around here are in BMW's!
Had to add this old riddle to the thread. "What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW?" The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!
Audi drivers aren't all that bad...
...at least when compared to BMW drivers!
You can interchange Audi for many things, Range Rovers (invisible / speed limits don’t apply), White van man (Highway Code does not apply) Tesla drivers (see WVM) ….
The drivers who think the sign saying disabled badge holders only doesn't apply to them
It's great to see one of them get a ticket but in the grand scheme of things only a 500 quid fine and 3 points would make any sort of impact
I am only using the cashpoint , I will only be two minutes , I have got 3 kids etc etc
I’ve had a Range Rover and numerous BMW’s cars and never yet had a speeding ticket, CCMB strikes again
I don't get this labelling of Audi owners as being bad drivers. There are a lot of shit drivers out there, and they seem to drive a whole lot of different cars. That said, I'm always wary of Range Rover drivers, who are either rich people who think they own the road, or women who can't handle the size of their own car.
Personally, I've had an Audi for ten years, and I love it. It's easily the best car I've ever owned.
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