Prefer "oh Kenneth zohore" tbh
Can't believe nobody's started up "chanson damour"
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Can someone think of lyrics for a Zohore song to the tune of That's Amore.
Prefer "oh Kenneth zohore" tbh
Can't believe nobody's started up "chanson damour"
Kennnneeeeettthhhh
Give him the ball and you know he will score
That's zahoreeeeee
That's zahoreeeee
Give the ballall to Ken and he'll beat all their men
That's Zohoreeeee
Then they know all they'll get is the ball in their net
That's Zohoreeee
This, by Fulham fans, is one of the funniest chants I've heard
"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora"
Hardly appropriate for our Ken of course .
When a defender's on his arse, and the balls in the net, that's Ken Zohoreee
For the older posters on here:
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Kenny Zahore Kenny Zahore
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Kenny Zahore Kenny Zahore
Get the music playing
Kenny Z is staying
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Kenny Zahore Kenny Zahore
The only thing I can think is something along the lines of Oh l'amour by Erasure but I'm not sure how that'd go down.
It doesn't have to rhyme - Hal Robson Kanu doesn't fit with Push It, for instance.
Oooooh Zohoreeeee
You're really good
And you wear number 10
You're from Denmark and I think about 23
Maybe about 6ft. I think. certain websites say 1.90m but I can't convert metric to imperial very well and also the same website suggests your value is 500k so the information may not be accurate.
We didn't think you'd make it at Cardiff but you proved us all wrong by scoring goals and some assists
Whooooaaaaaa
Your good with your left foot but still adequate with your right but that's not a problem as your played in a more central roooooooooole
You've had a bid reportedly made by hull for around 10m pound but in our eyes that's way undervalued in the current market and more of a sideways moooooooooove
To the tune of that's amore.
To tune of Stingray(ask someone over 45)
Zed-man, Zed-man na na na na na na
Easy and few lyrics lots of na's, duh's or even la's and can be repeated for hours if needed
1,2,3,4 Ken Zohore is going to score
5,6,7,8 So is Mendez- Laing, his mate.
La la la la la la mangaaaa
La la la la la la samba
Oh no I meant manga or did I mean sambaaaaaa
10 men went with Sean
Went with Sean Morrison
9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men,
5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and Big Ken
Went with Sean Morrison
How about this...(50 seconds in)
https://youtu.be/KboCLgKIhTk
Ken Zohoooore,
When The Gunnar slips the ball through its Zohoooore...
He's terrific, he's prolific
Ken Zohoooore....*
When The Gunnar slips the ball through its Zohoooore...
He's terrific, he's prolific
Ken Zohoooore....* (repeat)
From whats being reported now i would suggest the bay city rollers "bye bye baby" would be more appropriate?
I've deliberately stayed away from the reports and the subsequent posts you describe.
If one believed every speculative report or link that's written, one could never truly love the beautiful game.
One would also become bitter, a glass half empty person.
Whatever will be will be
What about the song I've offered up though, any views?