Within the last couple of hours two good players have become available.

The Gyan loan deal to Reading has fallen through- if not due to failing a medical, worth trying to step in at the last minute to get us a striker?

Also Arsenal have confirmed that Jack Wilshire can go out on loan for the season to get him game time. A cheeky offer to them to pay a small part of his ridiculously high wages to help them out with their aim? Look how we improved Aaron Ramsey for them!

The second suggestion is very much tongue in cheek before anyone says it is unrealistic.