Good point.
First Christmas swimming is banned (on Brighton beach when it's very cold).... next baptisms! It will be illegal to be a Christian God-botherer and compulsory to be an Islamic God-botherer. There will be no option to be a non-botherer of random deities.
If only people would wake up!
When will the madness stop?
We will look back misty-eyed at a golden age when all we had to splutter our cornflakes with was 'health and safety gone mad'.
Well, at least we've got Goslow to steer us through the darkness....