My ankle is shot to bits and I needed an X ray to see if it's worth another operation

Anyway I arrived at the X ray department .......wearing my TOOL uk tour 2006 t shirt and tracksuit bottoms with grey piping .....and feck me from the receptionist to the nurse to the X ray technician it was frottage central ......all dark haired , which I like and the receptionist was wearing glasses , which I also like

God bless the NHS