Wales, having lost their previous 29 international games versus New Zealand spanning 64 years, hope to end that embarrassing run tomorrow.

The Welsh team, who comprise entirely of Allbright-swilling fatsos, will be cheered on by a full house of mostly pissed-up degenerates.

Pubs and clubs throughout South Wales will be packed with aggressive, foul-mouthed individuals watching the match on TV who will shout "come on!" with depressing but predictable regularity. The men will be similarly behaved.

#fecktheegg