Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.