Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
I'll be off soon to visit the barber and then proceed to get sloshed at two of my favourite drinking dens.

Both have beer gardens. It's where I linger. I wait for the unwary to come within doom-mongering range. I don't care how happy/relaxed/content they are initially because I almost always ensure their mood soon becomes gloomy before depression sets in.

I shall return tomorrow to submit messages, none of which will be happy-clappy.
It's cute how you think you're bringing their mood down with hard truths when the reality is they went to the pub with friends and are annoyed that they're being bothered by an uninvited man holding a plastic bag and spittling while he talks