What is it with these clowns?
As soon as the weather gets a little bit lighter, they're back, banging my door, with a vengeance...

Hello sir, we can improve your WiFi package!

"Really, are you sure about that?"

Yes sir! What package do you have, I guarantee we can make you a better offer!

"Ummm... 200mb for £20 a month with Virgin"

Ummm... Ok sir, maybe not! Have a good day!

"Yeah, thought as much, now f*ckity the f*ck off and stop interfering with my 4k pornhub moment"