Boris Party gate.....he's as bent as a 7 pound note

[A Quiet Monkfish]

No ****er is talking about the UK economy being in growth

Apart from you

Even Jeremy hunt is quiet

Now piss off

recession, growth, when you're talking in terms of a percentage of a percentage it's not significant either way. The likes of the BBC et al love to use phrases such as 'the UK is now technically in recession' but it does create the dramatic headline. Here's one for you ...

Someone/a couple with a £300,000 mortgage are now paying £13,000 a year more than they were 18 months ago.