Never a penalty .......blatant cheating

[Tuerto]

see! i'm in two minds about this You put your left leg in, your left leg out
In, out, in, out, shake it all about
You do the hokey cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about
Woah-oh, the hokey cokey
Woah-oh, the hokey cokey
Woah-oh, the hokey cokey

In fairness, the very well off Bournemouth Defender, and Premier League player is the victim in all of this.